Eating Paleo/Whole30 at The Monarch (Wichita KS)

The Monarch is a favorite local Wichita KS restaurant and bar. It features cool decor, with lighting fixtures made from salvaged wood and upcycled bicycle parts, and the walls boast a mix of flea-market finds and unique art from local artists. It's a convenient location if you're downtown, in the Delano area, or trying to bring east-siders and west-siders together in a central location. I've ordered salads a couple times and been underwhelmed, but other than that, everything I've ordered there has tasted great. I believe they smoke their own meats, or buy from local suppliers, so these menu items may be less processed than something you'd get at a chain like Chili's, for example.

Based on just looking over the menu and making some guesses (with the exception of salad dressing, explained below), here are some dishes you could order at The Monarch and be mostly Whole30 compliant. I haven't verified what oils things are cooked in, and as I've noted below, there may be hidden sugars.

Mushroom caps without the cheese.*

Potato skins with smoked chicken, without the cheese.

Any of their meat soups,* probably, except for ones with noodles, pasta, corn chips, cream or cheese.

These sandwiches without the cheese and the roll, eaten knife-and-fork: Cuban, Chicken Caprese, Brisket Royale,* Monarch,* Reuben, Italian Sausage*, and Grilled Hot Link*. (Is it still worth eating? That's your call!)

Sadly, there are no sides that are okay. Cole slaw would certainly have sugar. A side salad would only work without dressing. Read on...

I called to make sure, and all of the salad dressings have either sugar or dairy in them. (Ranch and blue cheese being the sugar-free ones.) If you're bold enough to bring and discreetly use your own salad dressing, you could order the Smoked Chef without croutons, or the Greek salad -- both without dressing.

*There's probably some sugar in all of the red meats: Brisket, corned beef, ham, hot links, and sausage -- in the brine, the seasonings, or both. It's less likely in the chicken, but still very possible. You'll need to make the choice whether you think the amount is neglible, as far as eating out goes.

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Eggs on avocado toast - easy, clean-eating breakfast or lunch!

The moment I saw the photo on Pinterest of Simple Poached Egg and Avocado Toast at Pinch of Yum, I was hungry for this combo! But I thought it would be even better with a sprinkling of crispy bacon on top. Especially since I had some already-cooked bacon in the fridge. (Because of this: the best and easiest way to cook bacon.)

Better with bacon? Yep: I was right! The contrast of crispy whole-wheat toast, creamy mashed avocado, warm/runny egg yolk and crunchy bacon = heaven!

Poached eggs are a little challenging; her method makes them a bit simpler, but you could also just fry your eggs. My avocado was a bit too firm, so I added a bit of mayo to it. And then a dash of garlic salt, just cuz. Sprinkled on some fresh ground black pepper and a wee bit of thyme -- totally optional, but pretty!

Now I wish I were going to be home for lunch tomorrow, because I am already hungry for it again!

Diet-friendly? Almost paleo (full-on paleo if you skip the bread); gluten free if you use gluten free bread for the toast; clean eating if the bacon passes muster; South Beach / low carb for maintenance level.