Eating Paleo/Whole30 at The Monarch (Wichita KS)

The Monarch is a favorite local Wichita KS restaurant and bar. It features cool decor, with lighting fixtures made from salvaged wood and upcycled bicycle parts, and the walls boast a mix of flea-market finds and unique art from local artists. It's a convenient location if you're downtown, in the Delano area, or trying to bring east-siders and west-siders together in a central location. I've ordered salads a couple times and been underwhelmed, but other than that, everything I've ordered there has tasted great. I believe they smoke their own meats, or buy from local suppliers, so these menu items may be less processed than something you'd get at a chain like Chili's, for example.

Based on just looking over the menu and making some guesses (with the exception of salad dressing, explained below), here are some dishes you could order at The Monarch and be mostly Whole30 compliant. I haven't verified what oils things are cooked in, and as I've noted below, there may be hidden sugars.

Mushroom caps without the cheese.*

Potato skins with smoked chicken, without the cheese.

Any of their meat soups,* probably, except for ones with noodles, pasta, corn chips, cream or cheese.

These sandwiches without the cheese and the roll, eaten knife-and-fork: Cuban, Chicken Caprese, Brisket Royale,* Monarch,* Reuben, Italian Sausage*, and Grilled Hot Link*. (Is it still worth eating? That's your call!)

Sadly, there are no sides that are okay. Cole slaw would certainly have sugar. A side salad would only work without dressing. Read on...

I called to make sure, and all of the salad dressings have either sugar or dairy in them. (Ranch and blue cheese being the sugar-free ones.) If you're bold enough to bring and discreetly use your own salad dressing, you could order the Smoked Chef without croutons, or the Greek salad -- both without dressing.

*There's probably some sugar in all of the red meats: Brisket, corned beef, ham, hot links, and sausage -- in the brine, the seasonings, or both. It's less likely in the chicken, but still very possible. You'll need to make the choice whether you think the amount is neglible, as far as eating out goes.

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Eating Paleo/Whole30 when eating out

This post is especially for my husband, who is getting ready to try the Whole30 thang, and needing some Paleo-friendly lunch options. And as such, it focuses mostly on his tastes. So there may be a lot of other options out there, but this list caters to someone who's not crazy about chicken or salads. And its scope is also limited to restaurants on the west side of Wichita, KS. But there are a few national chains here, as well as guidelines for any Mexican restaurant, or any burger, so there should be help here, no matter your locale.

(Please note: this list may not be 100% Whole30 compliant; I was not able to track down which oil most things are fried in, for example. But it seeks to avoid grains, dairy, sugar, and legumes.)

Applebee's

Beef: The Ribeye and NY Strip are the only two steaks that aren’t cooked in soybean oil.

Seafood: Garlic Herb Salmon

Sides: steamed vegetables; or sweet potato fries??

Burger places, or any place that serves 'em

Bunless burger topped with grilled onions and mushrooms. Or grilled onions and jalapenos. Served on spinach? Or get a side of broccoli, cauliflower, or sweet potato, if available.

Chili's

Beef: Cajun Ribeye, Guiltless Carne Asada Steak, Flame Grilled Ribeye, or the Classic Sirloin – ask for no savory steak butter as this contains gluten. If you want a burger, the Bacon Burger or the Old time Burger (ask for no bun or onion strings) are good choices.

Seafood: Guiltless Grilled Salmon or the Salmon with Garlic & Herbs
Fajitas; skip the tortilla, sour cream and cheese.

Chipotle

Order two sides of steak or carnitas with guacamole, and any salsa you want, except for the one with corn and beans. Depending on how much food you want, you can order extra sides at $2.25 a pop.

Note: Occasionally you’ll get a new employee who might put the sides in a sides container. If they do this, ask them if they can put it in a bowl. If they do that, they’ll often realize it’s not actually that much meat and give you more for free.

Jason's Deli

Pollo Mexicano, without cheese and sour cream, - add guacamole; try to eat less of the white part of the potato

Mighty Wild Salmon Salad, without beans, with Italian dressing (NOT Leo's fat-free Italian)

Mexican places (go local, not chain)

Ask for no chips when you're seated. (If you order carryout, specify no chips.)

Fajitas; skip the tortilla, sour cream and cheese.

Order a tostada topped with meat of your choice, guacamole, salsa, lettuce, tomato, and/or onions. Eat everything but the tortilla.

Panera

Sorry, but there's nothing Paleo here that isn't chicken and/or salad...

Power Mediterranean Chicken Salad (this is on the "hidden menu"; just ask for it) - antibiotic-free chicken, romaine lettuce, baby spinach, ripe tomatoes, crisp apple-wood smoked bacon, chopped hard-boiled eggs, extra-virgin olive oil, and freshly squeezed lemon juice.

Chicken Cobb with Avocado - antibiotic-free chicken, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, applewood-smoked bacon, fresh avocado, Gorgonzola  and hard-boiled eggs are all tossed with herb vinaigrette; vinaigrette contains minute amounts of corn.

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General guidelines

Always ask for NO SEASONING SALT in restaurants. MSG is often added to this, as is sugar.

When you see the following adjectives on the menu, ask lots of questions and be prepared to take a pass on foods that don’t meet your standards:

• Deep fried
• Crispy
• Battered
• Coated
• Breaded
• Sauced
• Meatballs/Meatloaf/Croquettes (probably include breadcrumbs)
• Sausage
• Fritter
• Dumpling

Sources:
http://thepaleomama.com/2013/01/the-paleo-mamas-guide-to-dining-out-paleo-style/
http://fentresscrossfit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/FAST-FOOD-OPTIONS.pdf
http://theclothesmakethegirl.com/2015/02/26/paleo-tips-eating-restaurants/
https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/salads.html
https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/articles/access-into-paneras-hidden-menu.html

How to eat healthi(er) at Jose Pepper's

(Oh, and a restaurant review.) 

Yes, it is possible to go to a Mexican restaurant and not blow your healthy eating, balanced-carbs plan. Here's my strategy:

1. Count how many chips you eat. Notice I'm not telling you how many to eat. In the past, I've always either decided ahead of time to eat no chips whatsoever (my rare approach), or decided ahead of time to not eat "too many," but then go ahead and do it anyway (my more common approach). Today, I decided I would just count chips as I ate them. I hadn't made up my mind what number I was going to stop at, but the mere mindfulness of counting slowed me down considerably. You might try this and see if it helps. YMMV.

2. Skip the white flour and white rice. I love their fish taco, but it's so packed with flavor, you really don't need the tortilla. (And picking it up to eat it is REALLY messy!) So I just remove the little taco prop that it comes served in, lay the tortilla out flat, and eat the content off it as if the tortilla were the dish. Neater, cleaner, saved some white carbs and some fat, with no sacrifice in flavor or enjoyment!

3. Get veggies instead of rice and beans. I love this about Jose Pepper's: that you can even get vegetables as a side is great, but these actually taste good! A mix of broccoli, cauliflower, summer squash and (tiny shreds of) carrots, they're generously seasoned and cooked just to crisp-tender.

4. And -- do I really need to say this? Skip the little ball of cornmeal and honey! That's nothing but a sugar bomb, and if you never taste it to begin with, you can do a head-fake on yourself and just imagine that it tastes really awful!

As to a review of the restaurant itself... The one we frequent is on 13th Street near the Warren Theater in east Wichita. We go there almost every Sunday for lunch, and although they're always busy, we rarely have to wait long for a table. The staff is always friendly and on top of things. They also have a gluten-free information sheet available on request.

Jose Pepper's website.

Tasty finds... in an antique store.

My first boss -- the owner of a small graphic design studio -- would sometimes say, "Some people's taste is all in their mouth."

As that saying implies, there's more than one kind of tasty. And I recently had a tasty experience of the shopping kind.

In my world, a good shopping day doesn't always have to mean I bring something home. Window shopping can be just as enjoyable as actual shopping. And there's never any buyer's remorse.

(Although, to be honest, I didn't make it out of there empty handed. But I didn't take out nearly as much as I loved looking at!)

Having a bit of time to kill the other day, I stopped in Juliana Daniel Antiques, which is next door to Traditions, near Douglas and Hillside. (Wichita, KS) They have a fun assortment of items -- small to large, antique to mid-century modern, linens, clothing, furniture, kitchenware, etc.

Here are some of my fun finds.

Before I'd even set foot in the store, I saw this cute cafe chair out on the sidewalk. I love the pattern of the metalwork, and the bright happy color.

The next lovely that caught my eye was this unusual dress -- the tag said "turn of the century." It was sort of a coat-dress over a long skirt; the skirt was a hefty linen material and seemed to be in pristine condition.

Nearby was this cute vintage tin.

There were some vintage linens, as well. (Can you hear my heart go pitter-pat?) This is the area where I caved. I bought a lovely, pristine, white linen tablecloth with a wide blue border. So classic! And for less than $20!

I loved this bright, happy piece of fabric, too. I'm guessing it was post-WWII, or early fifties. I just don't have any purpose in mind for it, and that's hoarding, so it stayed in the store.

Two or three of these suitcases would be cute stacked up as a bedside table in a guest room. If I had one.

My parents had some suitcases just like this, but without the alligator texture. That's one thing I kinda wish we hadn't sold in the estate sale.

I almost didn't post this next item, because I sorta wanna go back and get it myself. It's hard to tell from the picture, but it's a child-size Eames-ish chair. So cute! I'm sure it would be quite the rage on Apartment Therapy.

Fun, fun! And a (nearly) clean escape!